Sunday, September 23, 2007

Gotta Love the Boys

Hoag: I have no place to dry my hands in your bathroom. But it's nice...

Me: Use the guest towels

Hoag: But you have them hanging up so nice and I don't want to mess them up.

Me: Then use the orange one on the counter

Hoag: But I don't want to mess up your guest towels.

Me: Why not? You are a guest...

Hoag: No I'm not. I'm just a friend who comes over to hang out and watch football. I don't use guest towels. I use friend toilet paper to dry my hands...